Saturday Morning Funnies

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Sometimes it gets heavy around here. This week I have watched two videos that had me laughing so hard, I was crying.

I must share:
The first one is public on Facebook and I’m unable to embed it here, so you’ll just have to click on the link. It’s the most hilarious baptism I’ve ever seen.
The second one is here:

“What would it be like if sermons had a laugh track?”

6 comments on “Saturday Morning Funnies

  1. That baptism has got to be one of the funniest things I’ve seen recently! I think what amused me the most was the guy climbing along the back wall.

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  2. I was really laughing my head off with that one. I also thought the other one was funny, too, with Piper preaching and the laughter going on. I have a warped sense of humor. I think my pastor would crack up.

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  3. I loved the baptism one; you just knew something was coming. And then Francis Chan speaking so emotionally and the laugh track coming in.
    What’s strange is that you can almost see a smile on Chan’s and Piper’s face.

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  4. .
    Humor – At the expense of Calvinists… 🙂
    Calvinists – Who could lighten up – And get a sense of Humor.

    1 – How do you confuse a Calvinist?
    Take him to a buffet and let him choose to get whatever he wants.

    2 – Why do Calvinists do so poorly on College tests?
    They can’t handle multiple choice questions.

    3 – How many Calvinists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    It depends on how many are needed to get all the unbelievers out of the room,
    for only the Elect are given the Light.

    4 – What do you call a Presbyterian drinking Mountain Dew?
    A Hyper-Calvinist

    5 – Did you hear about the Calvinist who rode in an elevator all day?
    He felt he had no right to choose a floor so he just went wherever it took him

    6 – Why do presidential campaigns make Calvinists so nervous?
    They like the idea of an election but just can’t get past the voting part.

    7 – Did you hear about the Calvinist scoreboard manufacturer?
    Their scoreboard posts the final score at the beginning of the game

    8 – Why do Calvinists prefer subways and trains?
    Because the destinations are all pre-determined.

    9 – Why should you choose a Calvinist Realtor?
    Because they do not believe in a “Great Commission”.

    10 – Calvinists? “If” you have JOY knowing for certain you are the elect?
    And, now you have the Joy of The Lord in your heart?
    Could you tell your heart to notify your face? 😉

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  5. By the way, the 2nd video was put out by Stephen Altrogge who is a former Sovereign Grace Ministries pastor. He is having fun with his Reformed buddies with the laugh tracks. I like his humor.

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