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I owe you an apology, my dear readers. A friend e-mailed this to me and I had meant to get it posted earlier, but the deadline is nearly here. This will be short and sweet. I don’t want anybody (men, that is) to miss out. Look what Mars Hill is offering you:
DO YOU FEEL CALLED TO BE A LEAD PASTOR AT A MARS HILL CHURCH?
Mars Hill Church’s Lead Pastor Residency Program equips you with the necessary knowledge and skills to be a Mars Hill lead pastor. The program is designed for men who have a track record in leading and developing leaders and who feel called to the mission of planting more Mars Hill churches. We’re seeking a diverse group of men from various backgrounds who love Jesus. If you feel like this could be you, then we would love for you to apply.
Applications are available through Tuesday, May 21st.
Click here to learn more and apply.
Wouldn’t someone like to be a lead pastor at Mars Hill? To learn from Mark Driscoll or Mark Driscoll wannabes? To see how this church/organization is really run?
I will allow you to write guest posts on this blog. As an insider, you can show us how pastors really treat their wives, how they manage the congregants, how to cuss like Driscoll, how they do church discipline, get the real scoop on church membership. Maybe you will get special training and insight in how Driscoll can see people’s prior sex lives, activities, and thoughts.
Time is short. This offer is only available through May 21, 2013. West Coast people still have time – less than 2 hours. Hurry! And be sure to let me know if you get accepted. I’ll have my attorney work up a contract for you to write guest posts.
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But wait . . . there’s more. Imagine being able to do this:
Click the link now. Before it’s too late: This offer is only available through May 21, 2013
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