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John Piper tweets about teenage couples making out down at the river
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Ever since retweeting this tweet, my phone has been going off like crazy with notifications. I’ve got to fill you in on this one because you just can’t make this stuff up (and because I need a mood lifter):
Down by the river the teenagers would go to make out. I watched them drive back. They never looked happy. Especially she.
— John Piper (@JohnPiper) August 7, 2014
To see the responses on Twitter, click on the date link in the tweet.
Here is my favorite response so far:
Spiritual Sounding Board 
” I mean, Piper has no evidence of whoopee. He could very well be bearing false witness,” and “Sounds like Piper might have a 9th commandment problem. A judgement upfront without evidence. He assumed the worst.”
See, Zooey was just assuming the best of Piper the Peeper. Surely, it is only charitable to think, he wouldn’t be bearing false witness. He HAD to know what the teenagers had been doing. Therefore, he HAD to have been spying on the them while they were still parked down by the river.
No need to parody Piper. He is his own self-parody.
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Brenda R,
It is experiences like yours that are the fruit of the teachings I have come to utterly despise. Such fruit is the sure evidence that Piper and crowd are utterly without credibility.
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Another totally depraved mind. John Piper is simply living out what he believes: how perverted his mind is with sexual imagery.
“And his goal in creating human beings with personhood and passion was to make sure that there would be sexual language and sexual images that would point to the promises and the pleasures of God’s relationship to his people and our relationship to him”.
In other words, the ultimate reason (not the only one) why we are sexual is to make God more deeply knowable”.
John Piper – Sex and the Supremacy of Christ
He also quoted in a sermon, “and you shall know The Lord,” means, you shall enjoy an intimacy like that of sexual intercourse. – John Piper
It is clear by his tweet that he watched these teenagers together at the river, I’m sure this was his purpose in going there in the first place as it helps him with his sexual imagery.Then his feet run to social media to tell his perverted stories. I know he thinks he is John Calvin and has been given the keys to the kingdom but he cannot read minds. He has revealed the perversion of his mind to the world by his own folly, again.
Also, John Piper loves Mark Driscolls theology, remember he too has pornographic visions which he boasts about.
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Maybe he had a minion write tweets for him. I’m sure he’s much busier with other, more important spiritual matters.
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